I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
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porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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