Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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