I'm drive I can fine osifer
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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