I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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