found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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