STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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