Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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