I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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