I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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