So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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