me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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