I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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