It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
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Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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