How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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