I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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