she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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