That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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