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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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I have feelings that need drinking.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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