I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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