once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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