Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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