Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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