Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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