I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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