I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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