Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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