living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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