I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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