I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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