Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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