How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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