If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
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He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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