i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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