Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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