She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
They are going to name an STD after you.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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