Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Acid is not a monday night drug
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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