Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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