Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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