the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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