he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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