now i know why i became what i already was.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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