can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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