community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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