no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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