sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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