love makes seman taste better
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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