apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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