If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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