evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Please, let me fuck your mom
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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