Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
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I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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