big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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