You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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